Ah, sweet bedtime. The kiddos are tuckered out and tucked in. Yes, this cringe-inducing scenario is regrettable. But it may not be as bad as you think. Parents can ward off this purely preventable incident by simply installing a locking bedroom doorknob.
Even more FMLs
Why her parents bed, I mean really. What if you left evidence? If you hadn't got caught anyway besides you're shagging their daughter the least you can do is get to know them a little. In my bed. I don't know if it's just me, but having sex in my parent's would be weird as all fuck. Maybe the girlfriend only has a single bed, but it still isn't okay to do it in the parents' I think.
I'm in my 30s — in other words, an actual, real-life adult. Yet, when it comes to having sex at my parents house, I am 16 and terrified all over again. Even if you perfected the art of having sex at your parents house without them finding out , how can you still not feel a little weird about it?
One of the toughest challenges of becoming a parent is not losing your identity as a couple. Date nights , make-out sessions, and, of course, sex become a lot harder to engage in spontaneously as kids do everything they can to ruin a romantic moment. Frankly, it's amazing anyone ends up with more than one. The trick, as these couples show, is to keep your wits — and clothes — about you and have a good sense of humor. And remember, eventually they'll grow up and worry about you walking in on their intimate moments — payback can be a sweet, sweet bitch. For the record, it was an actual owl — not us. My husband jumped up and ran to the bathroom in embarrassment, and I told her we were having a tickle fight. I replied, 'Because it tickles more without our jammies! After a few glasses of wine one night , we popped the kids in front of a movie, shut the door to our adjoining room, and started fooling around.